professorsparklepants

Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about

  1. “Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.
  2. “Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.
  3. “Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.
  4. “You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.
  5. “Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
  6. “She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
allfrogsarefriends

this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that

luna-drinker

Even if her motivation was a man good for her. Remaining kind after years of abuse and slavery sis deserved a prince.

nerdyqueerr

Hey re: point 5 (I feel like I’ve said this before and I am so sorry for the godawful french litterature bullshit I’m about to say) the original shoes weren’t gold, either. They were fur! See Perreault’s Cendrillon was originally written in french, and the shoes are refered to as being made of “vair”, which does in fact mean like. Squirrel skin I think? Some kind of fur. Anyways the problem with this shit language is we have waaaay to many homonyms for the word “vair”, one of which is “verre”, meaning, u guessed it, “glass”! So yeah that’s where that misconception comes from

Source: our writing teacher made us read the original Perreault fairytales and then took 10 minutes to explain this to us